Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A manic view of Alan's Beach Digs when it's not bathed in children
Alan's Beach Digs
March 22, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Alan's beach digs, see what's in her underwear drawer, and throw a penny in her sauna.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals will have a tendency to make silly comments to men.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Lightning McQueen autograph place.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from garish perfume or knee, romantic, or shoulder disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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