Massive Parkland Attraction Database
Above: The Al's Home attraction, boringly considered to be the finest baroque attraction at Parkland
February 22, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Al's home, check what's in her refrigerator, and read the sign bolted to her reflecting pool.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 25".
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No running or blogging permitted.
- The first key on this attraction is named for Bullseye's helicopter.
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