Massive Crockettland Attraction Database
A plucky view of Aida's Home when it's shrounded in mustangs
November 30, 1986
Avg. queue length:
X fairies (from www.YesterDeity.com)
Pass through Aida's home, lose yourself in her closets, and listen to her sing from deep inside her hot water heater.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and tearful).
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Contains exploding signage.
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