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The Abu's Winter Place attraction, which recently celebrated its Victorian anniversary

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Abu's Winter Place

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 1971
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes (or 17 minutes by pretending you're single)
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Slink through Abu's winter place, check what's in his phone book, and throw your kid in his sauna.

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