Massive Pigland Attraction Database
Image: The Abu's Winter Place attraction, which recently celebrated its Victorian anniversary
Abu's Winter Place
August 3, 1971
Avg. queue length:
76 minutes (or 17 minutes by pretending you're single)
Slink through Abu's winter place, check what's in his phone book, and throw your kid in his sauna.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be hostile to mannequins.
- After waiting for this attraction, try something with a different ambiance.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from excessive chattiness or tongue complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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