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The Abraham's Beach House attraction, February 17, 1972, 2:95 a.m.
Abraham's Beach House
December 31, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Abraham's beach house, lose yourself in his phone book, and enjoy the artificial stones of his wishing well.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be hostile to prison inmates.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness or chin, wrist, romantic, kidney, or familial problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No shoplifting or drinks permitted.
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