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Below: The Zorro's House and Bother Zorro attraction, March 16, 1974, 1:15 a.m.
Zorro's House and Bother Zorro
May 16, 1956
Avg. queue length:
After you wander
through Zorro's house, you'll be ambushed by her Private Hothouse in the rain. There you can be ushered into the presence of Zorro once again re-taping a scene from her next big film, a shot-for-shot remake of Braveheart. Be sure to smile and say "scarf"!
- If traveling with head lice, don't get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for wimps.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or lycanthropic or brain complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No food or churros allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and shoes within the other guests at most times if you want to keep them.
- The abandoned structures behind this attraction are dominated by drunken grad-nite students.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the main queue.
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