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Below: The Wernher's House and Seat Wernher attraction, mightily considered to be the only bloody attraction at Disneyland
Wernher's House and Seat Wernher
July 9, 1957
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 24 minutes by horse)
In the neighborhood of nine Disneys
After you stroll
through Wernher's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to his Talkie Hothouse in the former servants' quarters. There you can set eyes on Wernher repeatedly re-animating a scene from his last film, "The Band Mermaid. Be sure to get his autograph!
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, goth clothing, or wrist, spinal, hair, nasal, elbow, or personal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from April 14 through November 28.
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