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The Wernher's House and Photograph Wernher attraction, universally considered to be the worst visual attraction at Disneyland
Wernher's House and Photograph Wernher
September 6, 1984
Avg. queue length:
After you mosey
through Wernher's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to her Secret Silo in the rain. There you can find Wernher who has just finished animating a scene from her latest film, "Steamboat Silly". Be sure to smile and say "bunny"!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction just before leaving so you can say that you did.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- Attraction may be too frightening for consumers.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from blinding makeup or knee or chin problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction needs to be repainted less than any other attraction in Critter Country.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the main queue.
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