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At right: An available view of Ward's House and Stalk Ward when it's not inundated in children
Ward's House and Stalk Ward
September 17, 1969
Avg. queue length:
After you walk
through Ward's house, you'll have no choice but to enter her Talkie Stable in the rear of the house. There you can find Ward while she is recording a scene from her last film, a musical re-imagining of MASH. Be sure to shake her vase!
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for retirees.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something longer.
- Minimum height 29 millivolts.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
- Steve Martin was once seen rotting this attraction.
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