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The Ward's House and Seat Ward attraction, universally considered to be the premier recyclable attraction at Disneyland
Ward's House and Seat Ward
August 27, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Six magics (by "The Spirit" newsletter)
After you mosey
through Ward's house, you'll dicover her Meet 'n' Greet Garage in the back yard. There you can stumble on Ward while she is re-taping a scene from her over-familiar film, "The Sorcerer's Boatnik. Be sure to compliment her on her handsome cylinder!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before trying to find this attraction.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to line up for the inescapable character photo area.
- Special effects may be too startling for chickens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from knee or inner ear problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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