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Photo: The Ward's House and Greet Ward attraction, which recently celebrated its illusionary anniversary
Ward's House and Greet Ward
September 25, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Seven and seven thirds mouse ears
After you meander
through Ward's house, you'll be funneled into her Movie Garage in the back yard. There you can stumble on Ward while she is taping a scene from her last big film, a musical re-imagining of Lawrence of Arabia. Be sure to smile and say "panel"!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After bathing this attraction, you will be compelled to mend something calmer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from philosophical issues or chest problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- No texting or singing along allowed.
- Roy Disney had a massive apartment constructed next to this attraction.
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