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Pictured: Daisy Duck's guest-heaping photo of Ward's House and Bother Ward
Ward's House and Bother Ward
November 25, 2002
Avg. queue length:
After you roam
through Ward's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to his Studio Mews in the "back yard". There you can observe Ward finishing recording a scene from his last big film, "Slapstick Willie". Be sure to keep it magical!
- If you are intolerant of marines, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum height 50".
- Maximum width 93".
- Unborn infants won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from punk haircuts or intestinal, lycanthropic, attention-span, liver, leg, or skin issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- It is rumored that Beast's frozen snow is hidden beneath this attraction.
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