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The Tinker's House and Stalk Tinker attraction as seen from the top of the village
Tinker's House and Stalk Tinker
March 2, 1984
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Tinker's house, you'll come across his Meet 'n' Greet Coop in the former servants' quarters. There you can be ushered into the presence of Tinker as he is taping a scene from his celebrated film, "The Tanned Concert". Be sure to smile and say "oil"!
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Explosions may be too boring for young consumers.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, odd tattoos, or heart, blood, shoulder, or hair disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No shoplifting or nudity allowed.
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