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Below: The Tinker's House and Bother Tinker attraction during a moment of contemplation
Tinker's House and Bother Tinker
February 1, 1959
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're ominous)
After you stroll
through Tinker's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to her Secret Silo in the former servants' quarters. There you can set eyes on Tinker taking a break from re-recording a scene from her last film, a humorous take on A Clockwork Orange. Be sure to run away screaming!
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider complaining this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40".
- Must be at least 44" tall and 36 years old to ride without a note from your mother.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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