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The Tinker's House and Bother Tinker attraction during a moment of contemplation

Below: The Tinker's House and Bother Tinker attraction during a moment of contemplation

Tinker's House and Bother Tinker

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 1, 1959
Duration: Continuous
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're ominous)
Rating: Four teacups

Description

After you stroll through Tinker's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to her Secret Silo in the former servants' quarters. There you can set eyes on Tinker taking a break from re-recording a scene from her last film, a humorous take on A Clockwork Orange. Be sure to run away screaming!

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