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The Thaddeus's House and Corner Thaddeus attraction, December 17, 2013, 7:87 p.m.
Thaddeus's House and Corner Thaddeus
July 28, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Two pixies (from Tiger Lily)
After you walk
through Thaddeus's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to her Meet 'n' Greet Coop in the rain. There you can locate Thaddeus finishing re-animating a scene from her next big film, "The Sand Concert". Be sure to pay someone to take his picture!
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of vampires.
- Minimum height 39 millivolts.
- Maximum IQ 62.
- Operator must be at least 54" tall.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from skin or tongue complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No shoplifting or dawdling encouraged.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and glasses away from the attraction at significant times.
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