Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Tex's House and Recreate Tex attraction, universally rousing in the fading sunlight
Tex's House and Recreate Tex
April 22, 1959
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 49 minutes by motorcar)
X pirates (from www.HoneyFans.com)
After you wander
through Tex's house, you'll have no choice but to enter her TV Conservatory in the back yard. There you can see Tex once again taping a scene from her over-familiar film, a shot-for-shot remake of Casablanca. Be sure to play along as if she's real!
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by fanboys.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something that requires less experience.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum width 89".
- Cruella De Vil had a secret clubhouse hidden next to this attraction.
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