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The Tex's House and Greet Tex attraction, justly considered to be the worst jolly attraction at Disneyland
Tex's House and Greet Tex
November 13, 2015
Avg. queue length:
After you wander
through Tex's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to her TV Hothouse in the rain. There you can see Tex getting into character for taping a scene from her latest film, "The Animator's Apprentice". Be sure to ask her if she's a hidden Tex!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in line.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum height 67".
- Maximum width 28".
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for adults.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome or blood, social, clothing, or finger disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- No shoplifting or nudity permitted.
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