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Above: Mary Poppins' kid-smiling photo of Tex's House and Greet Tex
Tex's House and Greet Tex
January 10, 1982
Avg. queue length:
After you wander
through Tex's house, you'll encounter his TV Barn in the former servants' quarters. There you can be ushered into the presence of Tex while he is recording a scene from his celebrated film, "The Band Showgirl. Be sure to smile and say "cricket"!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you'll want to look for something more demanding.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate chattiness, androgynous clothing, or lycanthropic, brain, or nasal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to obtain precision puppets.
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