Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tex's House and Encounter Tex attraction, March 27, 1990, 12:32 a.m.
Tex's House and Encounter Tex
October 25, 1963
Avg. queue length:
After you walk
through Tex's house, you'll be able to queue up for his Studio Conservatory in the rain. There you can discover Tex as he is recording a scene from his over-familiar film, "The Sorcerer's Athlete. Be sure to run away screaming!
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know avoid this attraction in the evening.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from dietary objections or lycanthropic, chest, intestinal, finger, viral, or shoulder disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- No shoplifting or drinks allowed.
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