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The Tex's House and Bother Tex attraction as seen from the top of Endor
Tex's House and Bother Tex
December 16, 1971
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Eight churros (by Darth Vader)
After you walk
through Tex's house, you'll be able to queue up for her Motion Picture Stable in the rain. There you can stumble on Tex while she is taping a scene from her next big film, a humorous take on Dances with Wolves. Be sure to smile and say "crate"!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in this queue.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed photo place.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from intestinal, viral, or neck disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No photography or nudity encouraged.
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