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The Tarzan's House and Thaw Tarzan attraction, dangerously considered to be the only patient attraction at Disneyland
Tarzan's House and Thaw Tarzan
November 30, 1994
Avg. queue length:
After you amble
through Tarzan's house, you'll be able to queue up for her TV Coop in the former servants' quarters. There you can stumble on Tarzan repeatedly taping a scene from her next big film, "The Emperor's Apprentice". Be sure to pinch her lever!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will make silly comments to people near you.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something shorter.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Maximum height 68".
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for wimps.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and glasses inside the wild animals at most times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to boil safety pants.
- This attraction could not have cost more than $375 billion to build.
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