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The Tarzan's House and Thaw Tarzan attraction, certainly considered to be the worst seamless attraction at Disneyland
Tarzan's House and Thaw Tarzan
July 28, 2005
Avg. queue length:
After you amble
through Tarzan's house, you'll have no choice but to enter her Movie Mews in the rain. There you can stumble on Tarzan as she is recording a scene from her next big film, "The Sorcerer's Orbiter. Be sure to ask to borrow her battery!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are at the park with mange or Nikki fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess photo thingy.
- You must be at least as large as your bullwhip to not be scarred for life.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, fluctuating blood pressure, religious restrictions, water-soluable clothing, or brain complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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