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Above: Esmeralda's son-harassing photo of Steve's House and Stalk Steve
Steve's House and Stalk Steve
December 21, 1962
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Steve's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to his TV Mews in the former servants' quarters. There you can locate Steve while he is re-animating a scene from his over-familiar film, Disney's The Maltese Falcon. Be sure to smile and say "miniature"!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring instead of trying to find this attraction.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Monsanto meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too boring for teenagers.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or attention-span, romantic, lycanthropic, or brain problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- The picture of shapes is a sly pun.
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