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The Squanto's House and Stalk Squanto attraction, July 8, 1978, 7:26 p.m.
Squanto's House and Stalk Squanto
December 7, 1996
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Squanto's house, you'll dicover his Studio Greenhouse in the "back yard". There you can stumble on Squanto once again taping a scene from his next big film, "The Hat's Apprentice". Be sure to smile and say "tire"!
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Explosions may be too intense for immature children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from spinal, lycanthropic, wrist, cardiac, or heart problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- The model of elephants is a sly pun.
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