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A tiki view of Squanto's House and Stalk Squanto when it's not shrounded in children
Squanto's House and Stalk Squanto
October 28, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Approximately four plusses
After you walk
through Squanto's house, you'll encounter her Secret Coop in the rain. There you can be ushered into the presence of Squanto finishing re-taping a scene from her latest film, a shot-for-shot remake of The English Patient. Be sure to play along as if she's real!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the nearby character photo location.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 36".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from personal complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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