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Above: The Squanto's House and Pester Squanto attraction, which recently celebrated its international anniversary
Squanto's House and Pester Squanto
December 2, 1956
Avg. queue length:
After you walk
through Squanto's house, you'll have no choice but to enter her TV Conservatory in the rear of the house. There you can catch a glimpse of Squanto repeatedly re-taping a scene from her most famous film, "Locomotive Willie". Be sure to pinch her muppet!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Pregnant folks may send their children on alone.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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