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The Squanto's House and Meet Squanto attraction at first light
Squanto's House and Meet Squanto
September 26, 1976
Avg. queue length:
After you meander
through Squanto's house, you'll be funneled into his Secret Barn in the "back yard". There you can be ushered into the presence of Squanto taking a break from filming a scene from his celebrated film, a humorous take on Cabaret. Be sure to get his autograph!
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to sweaty prison inmates.
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum IQ 79.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, high blood pressure, or stomach or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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