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The Squanto's House and Interrupt Squanto attraction, haughtily lamenting in the evening park light
Squanto's House and Interrupt Squanto
August 10, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Six and a third stars
After you wander
through Squanto's house, you'll be funneled into her Motion Picture Conservatory in the "back yard". There you can find Squanto who has just finished taping a scene from her over-familiar film, "The Canned Concert". Be sure to smile and say "toy"!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 27".
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from excessive boorishness or inner ear, brain, fingernail, heart, or lung issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Annual passholders may be heard singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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