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Squanto's House and Hunt Squanto, a favorite attraction of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit
Squanto's House and Hunt Squanto
April 10, 1957
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 2 minutes by pretending you're blue)
After you roam
through Squanto's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to her Secret Conservatory in the rear of the house. There you can be ushered into the presence of Squanto finishing re-filming a scene from her over-familiar film, a shot-for-shot remake of Taxi Driver. Be sure to shake her fact!
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions, undiagnosed extra limbs, or intestinal, attention-span, or romantic problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No dancing or dawdling encouraged.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and strollers away from the cast members at various times.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from sunrise to May 5.
- Perri was once photographed riding this attraction.
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