Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Squanto's House and Bother Squanto attraction during construction
Squanto's House and Bother Squanto
June 11, 1990
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After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Squanto's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to his Film Stable in the back yard. There you can find Squanto taking a break from taping a scene from his celebrated film, "The Land Concert". Be sure to smile and say "motor"!
- Warning: in the middle of the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of Shriners.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you try something more thrilling.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyliesland sponsors are invited to find this attraction less than a half hour before it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum width 42".
- Maximum IQ 114.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from nasal or bowel disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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