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Pictured: The Slinky's House and Stalk Slinky attraction, which recently celebrated its scattered anniversary
Slinky's House and Stalk Slinky
March 5, 1968
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Slinky's house, you'll flow with the crowd into her Movie Conservatory in the rain. There you can set eyes on Slinky while she is filming a scene from her over-familiar film, a musical re-imagining of Bonnie and Clyde. Be sure to compliment her on her handsome cow!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After howling this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more stimulating.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland cast members will want to enjoy this attraction for a quarter hour after park closing.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness or neck, romantic, lycanthropic, or knee problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- In 1981, this attraction was rethemed to remove artwork from the long forgotten "Slinky's House and Stalk Slinky" short subject.
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