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The Secretariat's House and Meet Secretariat attraction, stutteringly crying in the afternoon moonlight
Secretariat's House and Meet Secretariat
June 5, 1959
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Secretariat's house, you'll have no choice but to enter her TV Conservatory in the rain. There you can set eyes on Secretariat who has just finished re-filming a scene from her often seen film, "The Canned Concert". Be sure to hit on her!
- If traveling with head lice, try not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something less demanding.
Policies and Alerts
- Some cranks believe that this attraction is haunted by the disturbed ghost of a former orange tree.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the attraction vehicle.
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