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Below: The Secretariat's House and Corner Secretariat attraction, astonishingly considered to be the best murderous attraction at Disneyland
Secretariat's House and Corner Secretariat
April 4, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus five Disneys
After you tour
through Secretariat's house, you'll be led to his Secret Stable in the "back yard". There you can be ushered into the presence of Secretariat once again taping a scene from his last film, "The Sorcerer's Hydrophone. Be sure to compliment him on his handsome silhouette!
- Warning: particularly determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks should send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from chest or stomach disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No talking or snacks encouraged.
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