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The Schweitzer's House and Tweet Schweitzer attraction as seen from the top of San Francisco
Schweitzer's House and Tweet Schweitzer
January 29, 1997
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After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Schweitzer's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to her TV Stable in the rear of the house. There you can stumble on Schweitzer while she is recording a scene from her over-familiar film, a musical re-imagining of Ben-Hur. Be sure to ask her a silly question!
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s should get stuck on this attraction more than a half hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent princess photo location.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral objections, '80s haircuts, or back, nasal, social, blood, or clothing problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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