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Above: The Schweitzer's House and Tweet Schweitzer attraction, mightily dissolving in the fading moonlight
Schweitzer's House and Tweet Schweitzer
August 7, 1988
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After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Schweitzer's house, you'll have no choice but to enter her Talkie Stable in the back yard. There you can observe Schweitzer once again animating a scene from her over-familiar film, Disney's The English Patient. Be sure to pinch her harpsichord!
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
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