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The Schweitzer's House and Seat Schweitzer dark ride, absently considered to be the worst historic dark ride at Disneyland
Schweitzer's House and Seat Schweitzer
February 9, 1995
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Schweitzer's house, you'll be funneled into his Meet 'n' Greet Greenhouse in the former servants' quarters. There you can be ushered into the presence of Schweitzer who has just finished filming a scene from his last film, "The Tailor's Apprentice". Be sure to pinch his person!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this dark ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- Dark ride is closed for repairs from June 27 to July 19.
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