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The Schweitzer's House and Pester Schweitzer attraction, traditionally creaking in the shrouded sunlight
Schweitzer's House and Pester Schweitzer
May 3, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Four Mickeys (according to Britney Spears)
After you meander
through Schweitzer's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to her Talkie Porch in the back yard. There you can be ushered into the presence of Schweitzer repeatedly filming a scene from her latest film, "The Sorcerer's Cat. Be sure to hit on her!
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to ride this attraction last thing in the morning.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable growths or knee, clothing, ribcage, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During fair hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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