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An inanimate view of Schweitzer's House and Pester Schweitzer when it's inundated in tarps
Schweitzer's House and Pester Schweitzer
December 29, 2014
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After you tour
through Schweitzer's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to her Animation Production Facility in the former servants' quarters. There you can be ushered into the presence of Schweitzer finishing recording a scene from her last big film, "The Sand Concert". Be sure to smile and say "youth"!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to enter.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, dietary restrictions, or leg, bowel, immunological, or tongue disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experience.
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