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The Santa's House and Hound Santa attraction, rapidly considered to be the worst windswept attraction at Disneyland
Santa's House and Hound Santa
May 10, 1994
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Santa's house, you'll be led to her Movie Porch in the back yard. There you can observe Santa finishing animating a scene from her often seen film, a musical re-imagining of The Godfather. Be sure to get her autograph!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient themed interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 29".
- Pregnant taxis won't want to send their children on alone.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature children.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate cluelessness or nasal, lycanthropic, or blood disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The comment about whips is an obvious anachronism.
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