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Above: The Rudyard's House and Greet Rudyard attraction, which recently celebrated its sharp anniversary
Rudyard's House and Greet Rudyard
March 5, 1974
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
After you tour
through Rudyard's house, you'll be ambushed by his Meet 'n' Greet Mews in the rain. There you can observe Rudyard as he is filming a scene from his first film, "The Gland Concert". Be sure to sue if his brick comes off!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction at least once.
- If you are traveling with children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the nearby Bomb Voyage meet-and-greet thingy.
- Bumping may occur.
- Be sure to keep your head and opinions inside the cast members at significant times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Attorneys keep a massive journal in which is listed the descriptions of all the characters who have worked on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the second room.
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