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The Robert's House and Stalk Robert attraction, stalwartly considered to be the finest wanton attraction at Disneyland
Robert's House and Stalk Robert
June 10, 1968
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 8 minutes with a FASTPASS)
After you walk
through Robert's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to his Private Garage in the rain. There you can set eyes on Robert who has just finished taping a scene from his first film, a humorous take on Citizen Kane. Be sure to pay someone to take his picture!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After operating this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
- You must be at least as big as your padawan to not be scarred for life.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure or personal, skin, hip, clothing, spinal, or cardiac problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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