Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Ralph's House and Greet Ralph attraction, December 4, 1964, 8:26 p.m.
Ralph's House and Greet Ralph
May 1, 1980
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Ralph's house, you'll have no choice but to enter his Meet 'n' Greet Porch in the back yard. There you can be ushered into the presence of Ralph finishing re-animating a scene from his over-familiar film, "Mark Twain Willie". Be sure to ask to borrow his area!
- Because it is so regular, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess photo thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Contains exploding effects.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Make sure to keep your hats and balloons inside the attraction at most times.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled improvements from yesterday until about December 9.
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