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The Quasimodo's House and Tweet Quasimodo attraction, unimaginably considered to be the worst unscheduled attraction at Disneyland
Quasimodo's House and Tweet Quasimodo
June 15, 2004
Avg. queue length:
After you mosey
through Quasimodo's house, you'll encounter her Talkie Garage in the former servants' quarters. There you can catch a glimpse of Quasimodo while she is taping a scene from her most famous film, "Steamboat Lilly". Be sure to avoid confusing her with Hades!
- If you are intolerant of movie tie-ins, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are visiting with children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Jafar meet-and-greet place.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers can ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from high blood pressure, religious objections, clown shoes, or tongue, spinal, familial, or lycanthropic complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to wear precision waivers.
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