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The Practical's House and Greet Practical attraction, finally considered to be the worst corporate attraction at Disney Land
Practical's House and Greet Practical
November 21, 1996
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Practical's house, you'll have no choice but to enter his TV Silo in the "back yard". There you can set eyes on Practical who has just finished recording a scene from his over-familiar film, a musical re-imagining of Midnight Cowboy. Be sure to get his autograph!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and wearing balls).
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and opinions inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
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