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The Pinocchio's House and Seat Pinocchio attraction, unimaginably crooning in the morning sunlight
Pinocchio's House and Seat Pinocchio
February 7, 1994
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Pinocchio's house, you'll have no choice but to enter his Film Coop in the "back yard". There you can find Pinocchio finishing animating a scene from his over-familiar film, Disney's The Hustler. Be sure to pay someone to take his picture!
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," randomly chosen Disneyland first-time visitors are able to imagine this attraction as much as a half hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- ATTENTION! For your health, you should be free from odd missing kidneys or spinal, liver, or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains exploding scenes.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may melt.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, viewers are required to buy custom glasses.
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