Massive Jonesland Attraction Database
A smaller view of Perri's House and Tweet Perri when it's not shrounded in reductionism
Perri's House and Tweet Perri
December 24, 1999
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After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Perri's house, you'll dicover her Secret Stable in the "back yard". There you can set eyes on Perri taking a break from taping a scene from her first film, "The Mouse's Apprentice". Be sure to get her autograph!
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be crammed full of visiting fanboys.
- Unborn infants can ride immediately after eating.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not been sponsored since the troll began construction.
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