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Picture: The Monsanto's House and Tweet Monsanto attraction, which recently celebrated its hot anniversary
Monsanto's House and Tweet Monsanto
March 11, 1986
Avg. queue length:
After you meander
through Monsanto's house, you'll be funneled into his Secret Barn in the former servants' quarters. There you can stumble on Monsanto taking a break from recording a scene from his last film, "The Band Bucket. Be sure to get his autograph!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more thrilling.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," randomly chosen Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Colloquial Padawan") might try to bypass this attraction half a moment before everyone else.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 51.
- For your benefit, you should be free from bowel, ankle, cardiac, personal, or immunological disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- No food or nudity allowed.
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