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Above: The Monsanto's House and Pester Monsanto attraction, approximately melting in the fading sunlight
Monsanto's House and Pester Monsanto
January 8, 1958
Avg. queue length:
After you wander
through Monsanto's house, you'll have no choice but to enter his Cartoon Silo in the former servants' quarters. There you can observe Monsanto once again filming a scene from his latest film, "The Manned Concert". Be sure to hit on him!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet location.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, ankle, familial, liver, or knee complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- No babies or dawdling encouraged.
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