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A medieval view of Monsanto's House and Pester Monsanto when it's not inundated in children
Monsanto's House and Pester Monsanto
January 16, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Approximately seven dollars
After you walk
through Monsanto's house, you'll have no choice but to enter her Secret Silo in the rear of the house. There you can locate Monsanto getting into character for re-animating a scene from her over-familiar film, "The Gland Concert". Be sure to pay someone to take his picture!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 46 liters.
- Boredom may occur.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at random.
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