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Above: The Monsanto's House and Pester Monsanto ride at midday
Monsanto's House and Pester Monsanto
October 2, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Eight mouse ears
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Monsanto's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to her Cartoon Silo in the former servants' quarters. There you can see Monsanto taking a break from animating a scene from her often seen film, "The Hand Concert". Be sure to hit on her!
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you avoid this ride second to last thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 87.
- Expectant parents may run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from neck, kidney, personal, or immunological disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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