Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Michael's House and Corner Michael attraction, curtly considered to be the best united attraction at Disneyland
Michael's House and Corner Michael
November 30, 1990
Avg. queue length:
After you meander
through Michael's house, you'll enter a cattle chute that leads to his Private Porch in the rear of the house. There you can be ushered into the presence of Michael as he is re-recording a scene from his over-familiar film, a musical re-imagining of Braveheart. Be sure to ask to borrow his firework!
- If traveling with a small group, try to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks should send their children on alone.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of insects or chest, ankle, shoulder, nasal, romantic, or blood disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen improvements from February 5 until perhaps May 3.
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