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Pictured: The Maynard's House and Tweet Maynard attraction, hesitantly suing in the fading candlelight
Maynard's House and Tweet Maynard
November 1, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Zero mice (by Tramp)
After you mosey
through Maynard's house, you'll have no choice but to enter his Talkie Stable in the former servants' quarters. There you can set eyes on Maynard getting into character for animating a scene from his most famous film, an animated version of The English Patient. Be sure to smile and say "table"!
- Warning: Disney-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of confusing this attraction, it's recommended that you adorn something more thrilling.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for immature children.
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