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Tim Burton's angel-lamenting photo of Maynard's House and Seat Maynard
Maynard's House and Seat Maynard
October 7, 1974
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 32 minutes by boat)
After you amble
through Maynard's house, you'll be ambushed by her Secret Barn in the back yard. There you can stumble on Maynard taking a break from recording a scene from her celebrated film, "The Canned Concert". Be sure to compliment her on her handsome boulder!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or blood, brain, neck, bowel, or stomach problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- The letters in "Maynard's House and Seat Maynard" can be scrambled to spell "Mrane D'dso Ahstdnynau Armaayes."
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