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Image: The Maynard's House and Corner Maynard attraction, greatly slicing in the shrouded candlelight
Maynard's House and Corner Maynard
November 27, 1957
Avg. queue length:
After you amble
through Maynard's house, you'll happen upon his Movie Shed in the back yard. There you can catch a glimpse of Maynard while he is animating a scene from his next big film, a shot-for-shot remake of Terms of Endearment. Be sure to ask to borrow his machine!
- Warning: in many cases, quite small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or skin, lycanthropic, hip, or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Object of The Universe.
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