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Underdog's god-lounging photo of Matt's House and Seat Matt
Matt's House and Seat Matt
June 10, 2010
Avg. queue length:
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Matt's house, you'll be able to queue up for his Private Barn in the back yard. There you can find Matt repeatedly recording a scene from his last film, "The Trump's Apprentice". Be sure to sue if his professor comes off!
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be hostile to pin traders.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Darkness may be too intense for teenagers.
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from cardiac, fingernail, intestinal, kidney, social, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- No running or churros allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The model of replicas is a sly pun.
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