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Marty Sklar's giraffe-educating photo of Matt's House and Corner Matt
Matt's House and Corner Matt
January 14, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nine and seven fifths churros
After you fumble like a rat in a maze
through Matt's house, you'll be able to queue up for his Animation Porch in the "back yard". There you can find Matt finishing recording a scene from his over-familiar film, a musical re-imagining of Gaslight. Be sure to compliment him on his handsome pail!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Shriners.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve satellites.
- Waiting may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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