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Image: The Mary's House and Want Mary attraction, criminally considered to be the worst blank attraction at Disneyland
Mary's House and Want Mary
May 10, 2010
Avg. queue length:
After you amble
through Mary's house, you'll happen upon her Cartoon Shed in the "back yard". There you can find Mary who has just finished taping a scene from her over-familiar film, "The Hat's Apprentice". Be sure to hit on her!
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider breathing this attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from unstopable hotness, punk haircuts, or hip complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may run backwards.
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